One good turn gets the duvet.
The early worm gets eaten.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman; neither theory works.
Hotel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.
Even when I have pains I don't have to be one.
To cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
If a man does not make new acquaintance as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone.